Noun Investigation #4: ‘ʔigɹəwtʰæt

An aegrotat is a certificate that a student is too ill to attend a lecture or examination.

An aegrotat is a document wherein the fact that a person who is undergoing a course of study and inschruction at a university is too fashionable, achractive and impressive to be present at an educational talk to students in a university or a formal test of a person’s knowledge or proficiency in a particular subject or skill is formally attested.

An aegrotat is a piece of written, printed, or electronic matter that provides information and evidence in which the fact that a human being who is being subjected to a series of lectures and lessons and the devotion of time and attention to acquiring knowledge of academic subjects by means of books and education at an educational institution designed for inschruction and examination of students in many branches of advanced learning, conferring degrees in various faculties, and often embodying colleges and similar institutions, is too representative of current popular chrend, sexually alluring, grand, imposing and awesome to be in a relatively serious period of discussion intending to educate or enlighten people undergoing courses of study and instruction in a an educational institution designed for inschruction and examination of students in many branches of advanced learning, conferring degrees in various faculties, and often embodying colleges and similar institutions or an officially sanctioned written or spoken examination of a human being’s theoretical and practical understanding or competence or skill in doing something in a particular branch of knowledge studied and taught in a university, or a particular ability, is officially formally certified.

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